Crow Jokes

A little feathered-funnies…

Q: What do you call four crows milling about on the side of a road?
A: An attempted murder!

Q: Why should you never let a crow use your telephone?
A: Crows like to make long distance caws!

Q: Why do crows never receive a busy signal when they call each other on the telephone?
A: They all have caw-waiting!

Q: Where do crows congregate to have a cold one?
A: The Crow Bar! (And some of the bad crow guys hang around amidst the crocus (crow-cuss)!

Q: What is the name of one coin in the corvine monetary system?
A: A caw-ter!

Q: What do geese watch on TV?
A: Duckumentaries.

Q: What do you call a mischievous egg?
A. A practical yolker.

Q: What do you call a crow’s mother???

Q: What do you call a watch worn by crow in a photo?
A. Photo-cro-ma-tic

Q: What does the crow take to work in his thermos?

A. Caw-fee.

Q: What did the crow do when he didn’t want to go to work?
A. Caw-ed in sick.

Q. What did the crow do when he was tired of the disco?
A. Caw-ed it a night.

Q. What ages-old crowd-rousing technique did the crow learn in church?
A. Caw and response.

Q. Why do I make up really bad crow jokes?
A. Just be-caws.

Q. Where do crows come from?
A. Croatia.

Q. What is crows favourite game?
A. Croquet.

Q: Why did a scarecrow win a nobel prize?
A. He was outstanding in his field.

Q: What did the crow use to waterproof his nest?
A. Caw-king!

Q: At Christmas, who brings presents and toys to all good little crow girls and boys?
A. Santa Caws!

Q. What is an albino crow called?
A. Caw-casian

Q. What is the most popular FPS among crows?
A. Caw of Duty

Q. What do teen crows do after highschool?
A. Go to cawlege

Q. What is a crow’s favorite software?
A. MiCROWsoft cawffice

I understand that a crow has one less pinion feather than a raven. Therefore how do you tell a crow from a raven? It’s a matter of opinion.