No, I am a bird. But, if you know anyone who loves to get mail... then you corvid lovers can send them this wonderful card. There are several reasons to do so: 1. It is cute. 2. When you open it, it plays the bird song! How nice is that? (Via the website: Quality RSPB sound card playing real sound of the bird song each time the card is opened) 3. The card is made to help protect the birds! 4. Friends love to get mail. Everyone does. 5. Because it is cute. You can buy it here.